What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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My spelling is horrible

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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