Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

run farther?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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