- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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