- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

My spelling is horrible

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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