- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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