- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

This is a joke.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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