What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Rebecca Black

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Anti Joke

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