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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

A black person dies.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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