The WPGA tour

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Your mother just died.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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