- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

PIED NINNY!

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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