- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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