Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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Oh s***

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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