What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Your mom went to college

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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