- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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