- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Lil Wayne

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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