- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mum is called Steve

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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