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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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