- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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say it ten times fast: oh

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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