- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Chicken

wael.. nuff said

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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