so...um, yeah

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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People...

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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