- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Pineapple.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Women's Rights

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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