Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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