- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Iif your reading this ur gay

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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