- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Racial Equality

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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