Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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hello

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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no.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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School

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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