What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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hi charles lattuca III

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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