What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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