- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Abortion.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

You know what's funny? Rape

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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