- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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