- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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