- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Jebron Lames.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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