What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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