Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Pickles are powerful

Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Make me famous

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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