- Anti Joke

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.