What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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