- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

You know whats better than 24? 25

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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