- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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