An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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hey hey apple

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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