A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

White men's rights

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

i dont fisish anythi

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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