- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Black people.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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