- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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