- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

whats black and strange a paki

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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