- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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