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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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