- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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