- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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