What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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