one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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