What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Maths.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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