Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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THE GAME

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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