- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Women's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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