- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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