Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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haha

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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