Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

I walk into a bar...

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Jeff

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What black and has children A black man

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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