- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

wanna hear a joke womens rights

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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