- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

You sick fiend

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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