What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

hers a joke... japanese people

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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