- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Women's rights

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany