A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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