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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

I have a horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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