- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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