- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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