- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

what goes boo a sock

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

1+1=2

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How high is the sky? True or False

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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