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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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