Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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