whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Justin's life

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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