Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Once, I went to Peru.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

I enjoy Popcorn

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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