- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

what's white and sticky semen

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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