- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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