- Anti Joke

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?