What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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